Boiling Fury, brewing hate,
pain for all add a few snakes.
Tear off some skin, add a few hairs,
throw it all in the stew.
Crack a few skulls, skin a cat,
I heard there's more then one way to do that.
Break a heart rip it in two,
put it all in the stew.
Now cry a river full of blood.
Remove a lover from her love.
Steal her soul and bind it thrice,
to make her scream all through the night.
Then stir the stew.
Monster's breath, ghouls sweat,
all such things can make you wretch,
but do not worry, do not fret,
just dump it all in the stew.
So twirl and whirl, spin and toss,
let the stew sit till it rots.
Then Eat!
Boiling Fury, brewing hate,
pain for all add a few snakes.
Tear off some skin, add a few hairs,
throw it all in the stew.
Crack a few skulls, skin a cat,
I heard there's more then one way to do that.
Break a heart rip it in two,
put it all in the stew.
Now cry a river full of blood.
Remove a lover from her love.
Steal her soul and bind it thrice,
to make her scream all through the night.
Then stir the stew.
Monster's breath, ghouls sweat,
all such things can make you wretch,
but do not worry, do not fret,
just dump it all in the stew.
So twirl and whirl, spin and toss,
let the stew sit till it rots.
Then Eat!
1 - First Important
Lesson - Cleaning Lady.
During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious
student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:
"What is the first name of the woman who
cleans the school?"
Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the Cleaning woman several times. She was
tall, Dark-haired and in her 50's, but how would I know
her name?
I handed in my paper, leaving the
last question Blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if The last question would count toward our quiz grade.
"Absolutely, " said the professor. "In your careers, You
A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?' God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.'
The child further inquired, 'But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.' God said, 'Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.'
Again the child asked, 'And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?' God said, 'Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you w